Carmiya Weinraub










Comedian.
Producer.
Mom.
How does she do it all?

By dropping one ball at a time.

 Carmiya’s Comedy
 Interfaith Comedy Shows

About Carmiya

Carmiya is a DC based comedian and producer. She produces interfaith comedy shows in the DC area. She spends her days parenting and avoiding errands.

Contact Carmiya

Merch

Original slogans to match your cynical side.
These also make great gifts that only slightly offend your besties.

smart,
but not  too smart
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not kosher enough for you  More colors available

how do I do it all? by dropping one ball at a time
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i can make you feel better about your own life   More colors & styles available

not kosher enough for you 
Pint of guilt?

smart,
but not too smart
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Not kosher enough for you,
on the go tote

Undersell yourself,
on the go with a “smart, but not too smart” tote