Carmiya Weinraub

Her comedy’s clean, but her house isn’t.

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Testimonials

“Carmiya Weinraub is hilarious! Nothing but rave reviews!”
-Congregation Beth Shalom, Atlanta, GA

“People keep asking me if you’re coming back to perform again this year!”
-Robyn Shrater Seemann, Producer

“It’s not fair that Mama gets paid to be funny.”
-One of her children

Don’t Talk To Me at the Grocery Store

The Things You Learn From the Bike Shop

Seen at: 

STANDUP NY
NPR
DC COMEDY FESTIVAL
GIVE A HOOT COMEDY CLUB
CHABAD OF POTOMAC
THE PORT COMEDY CLUB
JCC OF GREATER BOSTON
CONGREGATION BETH SHALOM
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA @ SANTA BARBARA
TEMPLE RAMAT ZION
GORDON CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS 
SILVER SPRING BLACK BOX THEATRE
 ITHACA COLLEGE
POZEZ JCC
TEMPLE BETH AMI
PEARLSTONE RETREAT CENTER
JEWISH-ISLAMIC DIALOGUE SOCIETY
TIFERETH ISRAEL CONGREGATION
IMPROBABLE COMEDY
SILVER SPRING BLUES FESTIVAL
AGUDAS ACHIM CONGREGATION
COMMUNITY OF CHRIST CHURCH
GRASSROOTS COMEDY
ZISSIMOS BAR – THE LOU ROOM 
STAND UP SHOWS TO GO
KEHILAT PARDES SYNAGOGUE
and more!

Bio

Carmiya Weinraub is a DC-based comedian whose jokes reveal what life is like being a mom of 5 kids (exhausting) and being an observant Jew (exhausting, and kind of yummy). She has performed at Standup NY, the DC Comedy Festival, and the Interfaith Comedy College Tour. She is a regular at local clubs in DC and Maryland.

Carmiya has been featured on NPR and the Washington Jewish Week for creating Interfaith Comedy, a nationally-touring show with comedians of different religions that aims to reduce prejudice and dispel myths.

She has worked as a teacher, social worker, group facilitator, vegetable-deliver, and errand-avoider, all while raising 5 children.

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