Clean Comedian.
Messy Mom.








Carmiya Weinraub


Won’t perform on Shabbat
but she’ll slay on Sunday.

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Testimonials

“Carmiya Weinraub is hilarious! Nothing but rave reviews!”
-Congregation Beth Shalom, Atlanta, GA

“Carmiya is a hilarious comedian and a great comedy producer. Easy to work with, so fun and communicative, she makes the booking through performance smooth and easy.”
-Gordon Center for Performing Arts, Owings Mills, MD

“…Your humor resonated deeply with everyone present. Your wit, timing, and delivery were impeccable, and you created an atmosphere that had everyone laughing from start to finish. It’s not easy to get such a strong response, but you made it look effortless.”
– Jewish Heritage Club of Two Rivers, Odenton, MD 

“As a modern Orthodox woman and mom, Carmiya has the magical ability to blend everyday “life” chaos with wit. Her comedy is the perfect balance of hilarious and wholesome. Highly recommend!”
-Temple Beth Ami, Rockville, MD

“It’s not fair that Mama gets paid to be funny.”
-One of her children

Don’t Talk To Me at the Grocery Store

The Things You Learn From the Bike Shop

Seen at: 

STANDUP NY
NPR
DC COMEDY FESTIVAL
GIVE A HOOT COMEDY CLUB
CHABAD OF POTOMAC
THE PORT COMEDY CLUB
JCC OF GREATER BOSTON
CONGREGATION BETH SHALOM
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA @ SANTA BARBARA
TEMPLE RAMAT ZION
GORDON CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS 
SILVER SPRING BLACK BOX THEATRE
 ITHACA COLLEGE
POZEZ JCC
TEMPLE BETH AMI
PEARLSTONE RETREAT CENTER
JEWISH-ISLAMIC DIALOGUE SOCIETY
TIFERETH ISRAEL CONGREGATION
IMPROBABLE COMEDY
SILVER SPRING BLUES FESTIVAL
AGUDAS ACHIM CONGREGATION
COMMUNITY OF CHRIST CHURCH
GRASSROOTS COMEDY
ZISSIMOS BAR – THE LOU ROOM 
STAND UP SHOWS TO GO
KEHILAT PARDES SYNAGOGUE
and more!

Bio

Carmiya Weinraub is a DC-based comedian whose jokes reveal what life is like being a mom of 5 kids (exhausting) and being an observant Jew (exhausting, and kind of yummy). She has performed at Standup NY, the DC Comedy Festival, and the Interfaith Comedy College Tour. She is a regular at local clubs in DC and Maryland.

Carmiya has been featured on NPR and the Washington Jewish Week for creating Interfaith Comedy, a nationally-touring show with comedians of different religions that aims to reduce prejudice and dispel myths.

She has worked as a teacher, social worker, group facilitator, vegetable-deliver, and errand-avoider, all while raising 5 children.

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